Super Bowl Movie Ad Bonanza: Robots And Superheroes
If you’re watching tonight’s Super Bowl, you may have noticed a few “commercial breaks,” which are interruptions in the football game designed to sell products, which in turn pays for the game’s being...
View ArticleNASCAR ‘Transformer’ Might Be A Redneck
Michael Bay promised that Transformers 3 won’t feature any of the hokeyness of its predecessor. J/K, you guys! Of course it will be hokey. And it looks like that will be provided in the form of the...
View ArticleOptimus Prime’s Older Bro Likes To Party
The new issue of Empire features Transformers: Dark Of The Moon and reveals a family photo with the first look of Optimus Prime’s older brother, Sentinel Prime. I had foolishly assumed that Optimus was...
View ArticleMichael Bay Owns Up To ‘Transformers 2′s’ Suckage
There are two types of people. Those who were let down by Transformers 2, and those who haven’t seen Transformers 2. Now that there’s some distance between he and the project, Michael Bay has admitted...
View ArticleMichael Bay Was Drunk When He Agreed To ‘Transformers 3′
So that explains where the title Dark Of The Moon came from. You may remember that Michael Bay wanted to get away from giant robots after pouring his sweat and intern’s blood and tears into...
View ArticleShocker: New ‘Transformers 3′ Images Feature Explosions
If you think Michael Bay movies are just mind-numbing explosion-fests, you’re totally right. At least, that’s what these screenshots from Transformers: Dark of the Moon seem to confirm. In the photos,...
View ArticleLinkin Park Will Be The Guys Screaming Over The ‘Transformers: Dark Of The...
Hey, did you notice anything strange during your daily visit to Linkin Park’s official site today? Yeah. That moon up in the top right corner is weird, right? If you click on it, it takes you to a...
View Article‘Transformers 3′ Director Michael Bay Sensitive About His Editing
Michael Bay seems like he had fun directing Transformers 3 (aka Transformers: Dark Of The Moon). MTV had the chance to chew the fat with Bay and got some pretty good response. Read on to find out how...
View Article‘Transformers 3′ Reminds Us It Exists With More Pictures
Set stills, production stills, and marketing photos from Transformers 3? You betcha. It wouldn’t be 4/20 without some Transformers: Dark of the Moon promotional stills. They’ve been dribbling out...
View ArticleHumans And Robots Can’t Coexist In New ‘Transformers 3′ Pics
Many theorists have postulated that the future might hold humans and robots as friends. Robots holding hands with human children, robots recording duets with Mary J. Blige, robots ordering pizza and...
View ArticleNew ‘Transformers: Dark Of The Moon’ Trailer Is Up!
All hail our new robot overlords in Transformers: Dark of the Moon, the third installment in the blockbuster franchise. Same song, different verse as Autobots and Decepticons battle it out in Chicago...
View ArticleNew ‘Transformers: Dark Of The Moon’ Poster Looks… Something
Various elements have combined to form the poster image for Transformers: Dark of the Moon below. You’ve got some boring humans, a nonsensical-looking Optimus Prime – is his hand some kind of giant...
View ArticleMichael Bay Places $25K Bounty On Racist Robots
America fell in love with Skids and Mudflap, the delightfully racist comedic robot sidekicks in the second Transformers movie. So it was with a heavy heart that it was reported that they would not be...
View Article1st Clip From ‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon’ Has 0 Transformers
When I think Michael Bay, I think “human drama.” And my preconceived notions are nothing but confirmed as I watch this, the first clip from Transformers: The Dark of the Moon. Now you can watch it too,...
View ArticleTransformers Clip Turns Army Guys Into Flying Squirrels
In the second released clip from Transformers: Dark of the Moon, we figure out the context for those crazy-ass flying squirrel suits that we first saw in the trailer. They’re called “wingsuits” and...
View ArticleYou Don’t Have To Wait As Long To See ‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon’
Paramount is apparently giddier than a hobo on Free Soup Day about getting Transformers: Dark of the Moon into theaters. They moved it up two days, from Friday, July 1st to Wednesday, June 29th. Here’s...
View ArticleSee New 3D ‘Transformers: Dark Of The Moon’ Trailer, If You’ve Got The Tech
Here’s a new trailer for Transformers: Dark of the Moon. “Hey, wait a minute, this isn’t in 3D,” you’re saying to yourself. Well, of COURSE it isn’t, unless you’re a proud owner of a My 3D device from...
View ArticleFeminist Of The Year Shia LaBeouf Stripped Of His Title
12 photosVictoria’s Secret Fashion Show Angels Hot Pics Girls Yowza!Though he looks good in vests, Shia LaBeouf may have just drawn the ire of feminists. The Transformers 3: Something Having To Do With...
View ArticleOf Course There’s A Robotic Turkey Vulture In The New ‘Transformers’
5 photosHumans And Robots Can’t Coexist In New ‘Transformers 3′ PicsAfter viewing this new Transformers spot, I rule that Andy Daly has every right to sue his employer for negligent hiring practices....
View ArticleShockwave’s Got His Red, Glowing Transformers-Eye On You
“Hey, One Eye, you think you’re so tough? Blockin’ all the god damn traffic. How ’bout I transform into a giant middle finger, eh? Hey, you hear me, ya robot freak?” *Squash* 3 photosShocker: New...
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